It is 1:39am and I can't sleep.
The stupid fire alarm keeps squawking at me.
So I dragged over a chair and changed the 9 volt battery.
And it still squawked at me.
So I dragged the chair back over and took the whole dang thing out of the ceiling and took the new battery out. And it still squawked.
So I wrapped it in 3 blankets and put it in my closet and fell asleep for about 1 minute....until it squawked again.
I took that bundle of blankets and the fire alarm and stuffed it out in the storage room in the garage. Problem solved.....
Until I heard another squawk and realized there is another fire alarm upstairs.
I didn't even attempt to change the battery. I carried a chair upstairs and took the whole thing out of the ceiling and walked it directly out to the car.
I really need some sleep.
ps - I hope the house doesn't burn down tonight...
pps - I can't believe it. I just heard another