Yesterday I went to use the 3rd graders' bathroom and there was a Kindergartener going poop in the middle of the room. Ew! Right on the floor.
So I went and told my teacher.
My friends and I have noticed some stuff in the middle of the bathroom before, but we never knew who did it. Now we know.
Jobs I'm glad I've never had: elementary school janitor.
*update: Sydney says there was another poop incident today. It was so bad that the office had to get on the loud speaker and tell all the 3rd grade girls not to use that bathroom. double ew!